“Meet me at the waterfront after the social”

Does anyone else get a warm, fuzzy feeling when watching slasher films? Nothing more satisfying than watching people getting ripped apart at the hands of a maniac. Hopefully that doesn’t make me seem like a complete lunatic…

Anyways, turns out today on “Chiller,” Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3 were on and I couldn’t help but watch it. The lines are kinda cheesy, and the plot is predictable, but like a train wreck, you cannot look away. Oh well.
A 24 hour horror movie marathon isn’t a bad way to start ones break from school. :D

My dog is out to get me…

I meant to write this last night, but after upgrading wordpress and getting distracted (for some reason that is becoming more and more common for me…), I completely forgot about it.

Anyways, back to the dog. Last night at around 2:30, I ran to the local Byrne Dairy and was helped by some creepy, impish lady with absolutely no personality. After getting my caffeine fix, I return home and come inside. I look up the stairs (which are conveniently located near the door) and there is no one there. I turn to put my keys on the hook and turn around again, and there she is, eyes WIDE open and staring. I’m sure anyone would jump after seeing what I saw.

I let her outside and went into my room in the basement. I continue working on my Psychology test and after about ten minutes, I go to get her. Wiping the mud off her paws and taking her back to my sisters room, I returned downstairs. I turned off my light and got ready to go to sleep. Just as I roll over to reposition my pillow, I saw something move from the corner of my eye. I quickly looked and there was nothing there. I finish repositioning my pillows and all of a sudden… there the dog is, staring at me, teeth showing and everything. Once again, she freaked me out. After five minutes of her sitting on me and attempting to lick my face, I managed to get her to settle down. The next thing I knew, she was asleep at the foot of my bed.

So, now that I’ve managed to steal about three minutes of your life, do dogs normally sneak up on people, or is Sasha (the dog), have ulterior motives?

I know, I know

Before anyone goes and says, “You’re too lazy to even make your own layouts?!”, let me say this, “Yes I am.” I have lacked the enthusiasm, let alone creativity to make anything that looks half way decent. I’ve even broken my resolution to post more often.

Oh well, its a new month, lets see if I can salvage this site and my resolutions after all.

Whoa!

You know you’re nerdy when you go to a website and an overhaul makes such a huge impact. I went to the B-52′s site to redownload a wallpaper (so it wasn’t chopped off) and was shocked at the page. I was expecting to be greeted by this “less-than-flattering” layout:

The old version of http://theb52s.com

but much to my enjoyment, this layout was there instead:

The New http://theb52s.com layout

Now honestly, which one looks better? The second one without question. It’s been almost two years since a layout has made that much of an impact on me—and in fact this is the first “professional” layout to do so. runaway

Sneaky Spam

Anyone who has ever had an email account knows about spam, and most are easy to spot. Links for viagra, car insurance, and the like are plentiful, but like I said easy to spot without opening them.

But yesterday I received a spam message that bypassed the filter and took me a second to notice its fishiness.

erik has sent you a link to a post on Consumerist:

Title: Tell A Friend: You WILL NOT Need Cable After The Digital TV Switch
Link: http://consumerist.com/5115821/tell-a-friend-you-will-not-need-cable-after-the-digital-tv-switch

erik says: VIAGRA, VICODIN, CIALIS! +more Innternational Rx is having a huge sale! Worldwide overnight shipping, Very descreet, no prescription required. http://www.****.com/redir?url=http://groups.google.com/group/****

What was funny is I know someone named Erik who at one point wold send me links like that, and the day before I received it, I was talking to Chris Van Patten about The Consumerist, and funnily enough about tvs and high definition.

They would’ve gotten away with it too had they put a bit more space between the consumerist link and the VIAGRA, VICODON, and CIALIS links. Oh, and if you are going to spam me, be sure to spell-check your document and possibly spell your company name correctly. :P

Damn you Viacom

RIP Nickelodeon

Tell me how pathetic this is, I’m 18 and a Nickelodeon/Nicktoons aficionado—I mean, I know em all from the “Backyardigans”, to “Rocko’s Modern Life”, and even some of the more obscure Nicktoons, like “The Mighty B!” and “The Secret Show.” Basically, I’m a 9 year old at heart and you can imagine my anger when I found out my local Cable company is pulling the plug on ALL Viacom channels (this includes Nickelodeon, MTV, Noggin, TV Land, etc). While I don’t paticularly care for MTV, TV Land and the few other Nickelodeon “sister stations” are frequented while I’m coding.

At 12:01am on January 1, these stations will go black and we’ll be stuck with Disney *gag* and the Time Warner’s own shitty news and entertainment stations. Now before you go and pull the “You still watch TV on TV?!, I must say that I am going to miss the Nicktoons talking in the background as I work and not having to worry about clicking “Next” or “Continue” when watching shows—not to mention getting my cartoon fix without breaking the law.

Either way, it should be interesting to see what the eighteen viacom channels will be replaced with, but I can almost guarantee it’ll be shitty…


EDIT: Well, it looks as though Time Warner Cable is still broadcasting Viacom stuff—fourty-five minutes after the supposed cessation at 12:01. Either way, I’m gonna hope it sticks around.

Erm… yeah

Not surprising, I have very little going on worth the effort to “blog” about so you can probably skip this entry and move on to something more interesting.

Anyways, I have been working at Best Buy since late July and despite its negative connotations among the geeks of the world, I have to say I enjoy it. I started off selling computers but lacked the, erm… immorality needed confidence to sell the service plans. I was then moved to receiving (and came close to quitting). Finally, two days before Black Friday (November 28) I was moved to Administration (checkout and returns). I do admit I like it better up there and thankfully I didn’t take the rash action of quitting.

Now some of you may be wondering what the hell happened to Dunkin Doughnuts, well simply it was the most tedious and irritating job I have EVER had. Nothing better than being screamed at for too little (or too much) sugar or cleaning up puke in a parking lot.

As for college, I am in my last week of this semester and I am looking forward to being done with my classes for a few weeks. Overall I am doing well with my lowest grade being around an A-. My only issue is attendance, surprisingly driving 20 miles to class every day got old, who would’ve thought!. Next semester I managed to get most of my classes online so I should have the attendance issues… hopefully.

And finally, I managed to get Zeisu (you know, the project I was working on for a couple years, killed and restarted numerous times, and generally bugged the shit out of people with) to a working state. The irritating Beta page is gone and registration—through openID and username/pass—is open. Feel free to play around and attempt to destroy it look for holes and report them to me. Also be sure to post any features you’d like to see.

And before I get a rush of emails, I am well aware that the last thing the world needs is another social network, but give it a try. The amount of customization should be to your liking. ;)

So that about sums up the last few weeks, or months rather. Now lets see if I can get back into the habit of posting more than twice a year… :P

“Why should I talk to you when I got 32 28 ”

Months of pain and suffering caused by my wisdom teeth have finally come to an end. My two bottom wisdom teeth have been removed less than two hours ago and I’m feeling pretty good. (Nothing like numbing drugs!) Anyways, this morning I woke up really eraly and couldn’t get back to sleep.

Having dealt with the pain for over six months, I couldn’t take it anymore and I actually begged to get my wisdom teeth removed. Needless to say, I became rather nervous prior to their extraction, but I’m happy to say it wasn’t as bad as I had thought.

My mom and I went to the oral surgeon around 4:00 and I filled out the seemingly endless stack of paperwork. I can honestly say its not the easiest thing to do when you’re nervous. Within twenty minutes of handing in my paperwork, they called me in and took an x-ray.

The woman took me into a room and sat me in a chair and told me how suprised she was at my number of wisdom teeth (2 instead of the general 4). The surgeon came in, gave me an IV and the rest became a blur.

I do remember waking up a few times, once when the surgeon broke my tooth, and once when the stitches were being put in. Luckily I was numbed pretty well and I didn’t think much of it at the time. The ride home, I became overly energetic and I decided to write about my ordeal. However while writing, the Novocaine wore off and now I’m struggling to finish. Hopefully the pain won’t last too long…

College… quite a surprise… Really!

Well, yesterday was the official start of my life as a college student.  Before I get ahead of myself, I’m not going to a fancy four-year college… yet.  Instead I opted to enter a community college. (I don’t wanna hear it, Chris. :-O) Anyways, I had been dreading the eighteenth for what was close to six months.  I enjoyed the security of high school.  I knew what was there and I was accustomed to the rules and restrictions associated with it.

Yesterday, my “safety blanket” was yanked away and I entered my first college classes.  While to many this may not seem like much of a step, going to a community college; but for me it was.  Upon entering, the atmosphere was so different from that of High School.  People who actually wanted to be there and teachers who seemed to like their jobs was quite a shock for me to see.  Scurrying up the 2 flights of stairs, but not before accidentally looking for my class on what was actually floor 1.5 (odd numbering, eh?).  Finally I found my room and to my amazement, there weren’t any of those horrible desk-chair atrocities which my high school made us sit in for 8 hours.

My morning, which I guess isn’t technically a morning as it started at noon, consisted of College Comp 1 and American History 1.  I hate to repeat myself (Ha!), but I actually liked the teachers straight away and the energy a teacher who enjoys his or her job makes an amazing difference.  Even though the class consisted of reading over the syllabus, the fifty-minute class flew by.  Something not even the best high school teacher was able to accomplish as these two teachers had done.

Following American History, I returned home and fell asleep on the floor for a about an hour.  This was due simply to exhaustion (I stayed up most of the night before, and I feared sleeping on a bed, I wouldn’t be able to yank myself out of bed to get to my last class at 6pm.)  Despite the location of the nap, I woke up and was able to get to my six o’clock class, Pre-calculus.

To tell you the truth, I still have absolutely no idea what the hell calculus is.  Hopefully I’ll learn that, but until then, I guess I’ll be attempting math which I understand little about. :P

Back to my day, I arrived at the class and was awestruck at its size.  The class contained a shocking nine people, including myself.  Sitting through a pseudo-lecture (we really didn’t learn much new stuff, but rather the teacher talked about the course, how he forgot the syllabus, and how numbers fall into certain groups…), I took about six pages of notes, but I didn’t really mind it.  When we actually start doing bookwork, that may change, but for now I’m good with the class.

Following the dismissal of the class at eight o’clock, I found a warning pamphlet on my car… (I forgot to register it… oops :X) and I returned home.  By the time the class was over I had a splitting headache.  Perhaps it was the lack of sleep, the lack of eating anything, or a combination of the two, but the twenty-five minute ride home was horrible.  I just wanted to go home and sleep.  Needless to say, once I did get home, I crashed and sleep through until about five am this morning.

Today was actually quite simple, I went to work from noon until five; but I really ended up staying until about six, working with a customer.  Then, I had to rush to my Intro to Education class, and made it exactly at six o’clock.  Come to find out, the teacher was in Florida, so her husband gave us our syllabus and then we were free to go.

So, that about wraps up my first day(s) of college.  I have a psychology class on Thursday, but aside from that, its just a matter of getting back into the routine of classes and homework.  So far, I don’t think I’ll much trouble getting back into the swing of things.

She snarled at me!

Ok, raise your hands.  Upon reading that statement, the image of a dog snarling at me came to mind.  Now, what would you say, if I told you that a dog didn’t snarl at me, but rather a woman did!  I found it hilarious as I’m sure did everyone who was working with me.

Let me start from the beginning, this rather round woman entered Dunkin Doughnuts and ordered a medium iced coffee (approx 16 ounces).  Now, this sounds like a rather reasonable request, correct?  The woman then goes on to ask demand that I add cream to the drink, a whopping 12 ounces.

The second I start making the woman’s drink, an order comes through my headset asking for an iced coffee with sugar in it.  I went to make this order and not thinking, I added sugar to the womans coffee.  In a rush to finish the womans order, I give her the drink, she pays and prepares to leave.

Just as she goes to leave the store, she stops dead in her tracks.  Turns around and rushes back to the counter.  “Theres sugar in this!  I can taste the crystals!” she screams at me.  Rather suprised to see her again, I just kinda stood there for a second, before apologizing.  As I go to reach for the iced coffee, shes showing her teeth and snarling at me.  Now, I’m trying not to laugh and am genuinely trying to show concern in her problem, but I mean, come on!  I was actually waiting for her to start barking.  Now that would have been funny.

But, who seriously snarles when returning a drink?!  I can understand that there are reasons for not wanting sugar, but resorting to snarling?

Oh well, it takes all kinds, right?  It should be interesting to see other types of customers I get to meet at this job! ;)