#1 Sign You Need Sleep And A Break From PHP

You know you need a break when, without thinking you come out with something like this:

<?php
mysql_connect(‘sleep.sleepy.com’,'sleepy’,'verySleepy’);
mysql_select_db(‘insomnia’);
$variable = “I seriously don’t”;
$tired = “Yes, Very Tired”;
$sql = “Select * From groups WHERE iDontCare=’$variable’ AND imTired=’$tired’”;
$result = mysql_query($sql) or die(mysql_error());
$areYouReallyTired = mysql_num_rows($result);
if($areYouReallyTired >= 1) {
echo “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”;
} else {
echo “I don’t need no sleep”;
}
?>

Anyways, off to sleep for the next two or three days……..

Thanks a ton Zeisu! *Yawn*

  • Mike

    Hahahaha that is funny lol. Yup.. you know when… lol

    March 19, 2007 at 9:33 pm
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