What is wrong with people?!?

Written: August 14, 2006 at 7:00PM EST

Yesterday, I was down in my sisters room and she was messing with a picture in MS Paint. I downloaded the gimp for her and she’s been messing with it ever since. A few weeks ago, my mom was telling me how my 12 year old cousin had a myspace along with the other freaks you could call members of my family. While I was down there, I had her look up the profiles. First we went searched for my cousins profile and nothing turned up. In the process we found my cousin Shane’s profile.


Its horrible! A prime example of why myspace is bad. Terrible designs mixed with background music. I do love hearing glorious songs with people screaming about how no one likes them and they want to die.

EDIT: I worded this original segment completely wrong. I have nothing against any bands or layouts supporting bands. Its just that they way some are done isn’t quite aesthetically pleaseing to me (For example the background repeats strangely). And I don’t care for music from sites blaring above my own. I don’t mind music on sites as long as I (the user) can control when it starts and stops!

So from there, I found my cousin’s profile. Keep in mind shes about 12. A few months ago Shane sent her some perverted comments on myspace, and her mother flipped. So what is she doing on myspace?!? While I was at her profile, I also learned a few other things. Mainly being that she is now

*16 years old… Good to know
*Full and beautiful … Ha ha, yeah right

So much more I could go on about, but I won’t.

And then the best part in the whole entire world! Shane’s fathers new baby Holden Dwaine Hartman has a myspace. So see, its clearly fine to have a myspace if your under 13. Screw the rules, who cares!

See “His” profile here.

EDIT: Wow, a 99 year old baby!

What the hell is wrong with people! Why would you publicly post pictures of your 9 month old baby along with your general location. And its these same people who wonder why the hell little kids are so easily found by predators.

To be perfectly honest, I don’t care for myspace, but I don’t hate it. I’m sure the target audience it was made for loves it, but there shouldn’t be 12 year olds on there. Where are the parents when these kids are doing this… oh wait, I know, they’re too busy with their own profiles.

Edit: Is it just me, or do a lot of the kids/teenagers on the site seem like the ones you want to beat the crap out of?

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Comments

Rest assured Nick, it’s not just you.

Let’s go beat up some Myspace whores!

Melicbot

hey, whats wrong with the varukers? :[ {talking about the music on your cousins profile} i saw them in show once. =p

…anywayss.. =p i agree, a lot of people on myspace are retardos in a jar. although here i guess its wayy too common and the only way to keep in touch with people lmao.

speaking of myspace… i added you with my second profile cause im weird and forgot the pass to my other one lmao.

*wanders away*

georgie

I think the thing I hate the most about myspace is the large number of people who “TyPe LYk diS” hehe.

grace

It’s all too true. Little girls with absolutely no clothes on and old guys claiming to be ‘16 with a great bod’.
Yeah, right.
I guess it’s okay to have it so long as its LEGAL. Hint hint cousins ..
Which reminds me of a conversation with you.

Nick: Ashley has a Myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Nick: Isn’t she like .. 12?
Me: Yeah.
Nick: She can go to jail!!
** Please note: she is not old enough to have a Myspace but she is old enough to go to jail.

Clay

Oh God. A baby with a MySpace? What the hell do they think they’re gonna achieve by doing that? Not that it’s wrong, but why the hell?

Fifi

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